I Love You So Much...

I love you so much that you have to edit it.
I love you so much that it jams every other frequency.
I love you so much that only the Chinese can cultivate it.
I love you so much that you can put Muse on your resume.
I love you so much that they've added it to the periodic table of elements "LV".
I love you so much in Bed, Bath and Beyond.
I love you so much that "party booby-trap" is my favorite palindrome.
I love you so much that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
I love you so much that Marley dies at the end of Marley and Me (spoiler alert!).
I love you so much that you have to dilute it.
I love you so much that it requires higher bandwidth.
I love you so much 'til Darth do us part.
I love you so much that it's now in the food pyramid under "have a lot of this".
I love you so much hcum os uoy evol I
I love you so much that Cupid dips his arrows in it.
I love you so much that you have to wear a helmet.
I love you so much because someday I will never get to see you again.