I love you so much that you have to edit it.
I love you so much that it jams every other frequency.
I love you so much that only the Chinese can cultivate it.
I love you so much that you can put Muse on your resume.
I love you so much that they've added it to the periodic table of elements "LV".
I love you so much in Bed, Bath and Beyond.
I love you so much that "party booby-trap" is my favorite palindrome.
I love you so much that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
I love you so much that Marley dies at the end of Marley and Me (spoiler alert!).
I love you so much that you have to dilute it.
I love you so much that it requires higher bandwidth.
I love you so much 'til Darth do us part.
I love you so much that it's now in the food pyramid under "have a lot of this".
I love you so much hcum os uoy evol I
I love you so much that Cupid dips his arrows in it.
I love you so much that you have to wear a helmet.
I love you so much because someday I will never get to see you again.
May 20, 2009
May 5, 2009
I can't believe I got to do this...
I had a meeting with Bob, my department chair, and he said that one of the biggest challenges in music video production is getting every member in the band to share the spotlight...
Apr 14, 2009
Hide your children!
It was in the 50's that the money market decided to exploit the youth's monetary potential. Before then kids were little adults that only had hand-made teddy bears and slingshots to play with. Now, with their Pokemon and their Nintendo DS', they have been reduced to nothing more than little bundles of cash.
Apr 13, 2009
Mar 30, 2009
Jan 15, 2009
My Favorite Bugs
3rd Place = The Praying Mantis.
I had one of these as a pet for a while. It kept laying these weird foamy eggs that kinda looked like my balls, pre-descention. Then they started looking like bread after Brendan joked about it. Out of fear of me getting hungry and eating the eggs I let the mantis go. But the most interesting thing happened when I had to clean its cage. I transferred it to the scorpion's cage, my 4th place favorite, and they both almost got into a fight! It was the sexiest thing! I had the biggest soft-on for it because, I swear to God, I dreamt about it a few days before and fantasized about it since. The scorpion came out of its pineapple hut and froze with its claws in defense position wide open. The mantis, which slipped into the scorpion's water reserve while climbing down for a cricket, stood with claws, and wings, spread. They both remained still for about 20 minutes 'til the mantis ran up to the top and the scorpion shrunk back into its hut.
The mantis' biggest flaw was its TV show "Mantis" where I believe it was misrepresented. Well, you can't be perfect without being flawed.
I like how the complete series is available in a 4 DVD set. My favorite line from this show was from a witness being interviewed by the police, "he...he...looked like...like a...a mantis". Yeah, right. I do admit that I saw every episode and recorded them.
2nd place = The Potato Bug!
Google search these fuckers. I used to love crickets until I discovered that they're related to these God forsaken beasts. I believe it in my heart that a potato bug will be the death of me. Damn them to hell! These creatures spawn directly from the center of the Earth (Hell) and burrow up through the mantel to gnaw at the feet of your soul. They pass off as wingless bees to gain our trust but trust me, don't trust them. (Thanks for letting me vent!)
1st place
While searching through the net for bug photos I found the work of Graham Owen and felt inspired. Check out these buggers (he made them himself):
http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/more-fly-tying.html
I had one of these as a pet for a while. It kept laying these weird foamy eggs that kinda looked like my balls, pre-descention. Then they started looking like bread after Brendan joked about it. Out of fear of me getting hungry and eating the eggs I let the mantis go. But the most interesting thing happened when I had to clean its cage. I transferred it to the scorpion's cage, my 4th place favorite, and they both almost got into a fight! It was the sexiest thing! I had the biggest soft-on for it because, I swear to God, I dreamt about it a few days before and fantasized about it since. The scorpion came out of its pineapple hut and froze with its claws in defense position wide open. The mantis, which slipped into the scorpion's water reserve while climbing down for a cricket, stood with claws, and wings, spread. They both remained still for about 20 minutes 'til the mantis ran up to the top and the scorpion shrunk back into its hut.
The mantis' biggest flaw was its TV show "Mantis" where I believe it was misrepresented. Well, you can't be perfect without being flawed.
I like how the complete series is available in a 4 DVD set. My favorite line from this show was from a witness being interviewed by the police, "he...he...looked like...like a...a mantis". Yeah, right. I do admit that I saw every episode and recorded them.
2nd place = The Potato Bug!
Google search these fuckers. I used to love crickets until I discovered that they're related to these God forsaken beasts. I believe it in my heart that a potato bug will be the death of me. Damn them to hell! These creatures spawn directly from the center of the Earth (Hell) and burrow up through the mantel to gnaw at the feet of your soul. They pass off as wingless bees to gain our trust but trust me, don't trust them. (Thanks for letting me vent!)
1st place
While searching through the net for bug photos I found the work of Graham Owen and felt inspired. Check out these buggers (he made them himself):
http://www.grahamowengallery.com/fishing/more-fly-tying.html
Jan 11, 2009
Get OFF/ON this!
Back in the day, when 8-bit ruled, video game systems had a simple way of showing whether they were on or off. If they were on there was a light; if they were off there was NO light. Now system designers feel it's necessary to make things more complicated. If their system's on, then there's probably a green light, if it's on stand-by there's probably a blue. Off? well, probably a red. And if there's an error you'll get a blinking light. Geez...I can't wait 'til they add Morse code in these things. Eventually SOS will mean time for repair.
Nov 8, 2008
Colored
This poem was sent to me by friend Stephanie Dunn. It was nominated by the U.N. as the best poem, Written by an African Kid.
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored??
-Arun
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored??
-Arun
Oct 3, 2008
Magic Coins
In Mexico I remember hearing that if you looked closer at this Mexican coin you can find a frog staring at himself in a mirror.
In case you gave up...
Then when I came to the U.S. I found out that a small man lived in every penny.
Click on the picture for a closer view.
I dunno, there's definitely something magical about coins.
In case you gave up...
Then when I came to the U.S. I found out that a small man lived in every penny.
Click on the picture for a closer view.
I dunno, there's definitely something magical about coins.
Ruby
My neighbor has a dog named Ruby and my dog, Killer, is jealous because I keep feeding her snacks through the fence - he actually peed on my niece once while she fed Ruby! But I think Ruby really wants my dog.
Oct 2, 2008
Election Time
After watching today's debates I've realized that this country thrives on the diversity of its people's and for it to have a president that operates based on his own religious beliefs is dangerous backwards thinking.
I love my school...
I love my school...
Sep 27, 2008
Prostitution and the Constitution
I'm not too good with words but I've been taught to understand that pros are good and cons are bad. Just like pros is short for professionals that make a lot of money and get the chicks while cons is short for convicts or con artists that try to steal money but go to jail instead and don't get the chicks (instead, other dudes get them). So then whats the deal with the words prostitution and constitution? Prostitution begins with PRO but is apparently looked down upon and constitution begins with CON but is seemingly a positive approach to government. But is it really? Maybe these words are most appropriate as they are.
Sep 17, 2008
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